Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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