scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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