How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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