You're my little dorito
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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