also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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