your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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