what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
