I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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