I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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