it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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