There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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