idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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