Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
porn star boner night. come get it.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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