Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm sobbing to NWA
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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