Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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