biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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