Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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