But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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