Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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