dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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