I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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