I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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