I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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