so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
im on a boat
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