I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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