Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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