Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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