Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
cat food counts as protein by the way
30 People Reveal The Moment They Realized: ‘Oh Sh*t, I’m An A**hole’
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
30 Tiny Celebrity Tattoos You’ll Want To Run Out And Copy ASAP
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.