The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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