It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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