at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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