There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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