I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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