She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
being pregnant is like rehab
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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