ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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