okay pat passed out under dana's car
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just gift wrapped bread.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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