Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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