I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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