Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Randomize
