I wish I could teleport
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm getting married
To pizza
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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