just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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