The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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