Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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