K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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