We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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