And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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