Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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