like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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