But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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