yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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