ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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