I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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