Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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