yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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