is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
