Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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