her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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