well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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